Your fly is down.
Are you pregnant?
You got pepper between your front teeth.
You look heavier.
I smell something, is that you?
Is that a Band-aid in your chili?
Your rectal cancer screening came back positive.
Your cat died.
What’s it like not being married?
I hear you’re doing better now, it must have been tough being on unemployment.
Mom is confused.
You’re an asshole.
The President is a liar.