Barstool Knowledge
Washington never told a lie.
Twinkies can never spoil.
You must wait 24 hours before reporting a person missing.
Buddha was fat.
Adam and Eve ate an apple.
Jesus was born on December 25.
Obama is from Kenya.
Barstool knowledge.
The things that people tell each other while consuming their drugs of choice.
Barstool knowledge is defined by another term, one-upmanship.
That lame practice in a conversation where one person shares an experience and a round-robin follows, with everyone else saying how their experience tops the previous one.
Barstool knowledge starts out reasonably innocent.
A white lie that metamorphs as it's told from one barstool to the next until a worm becomes a fire-breathing dragon.
It's been a fact of human society since one monkey sat on a branch next to another.
When one monkey said that the sky-God told them that they had to give them half their food or the sky-God would become angry.
I don't see the sky-God.
That's correct, but he can see you.
Oh, yes, I must obey; here's half my food said the first monkey.
Happy in the belief that once appeased, the sky-God would no longer send them misfortune.
It's interesting how easily any of us can succumb to barstool knowledge.
Barstool knowledge is generally easy to hear from your uncle, aunt, father, mother, brother, sister, or friend, who at every family gathering causes that uncomfortable moment.
When the uncle tells that racist joke, everyone chuckles but is really embarrassed.
The party guest exclaims their story is a joke, but everyone knows it is true.
Barstool knowledge.
Psychology informs us it's because it feeds our expectations.
Our prejudice.
Our individual experience.
Our fear.
But our individual experience does not necessarily mean it conforms to reality.
We meet one jerk, and because there is this inherent need in humans to categorize, we label everyone similar to that one person as a jerk.
We had an unfavorable encounter with an individual, and we will likely view similar people as jerks as well.
Barstool knowledge.
None of it is valid.
It gives comfort to ignorance.
It pads the truth and keeps reality out of our minds.
It sponges away our responsibility to others as well as to ourselves.
Barstool knowledge is an adolescent mind preferring a lie to the truth.
A preference for fantasy, the way we wish the world should be, the world should be under our control, there to please us, not as it really is.
Speaking of barstool knowledge...
This past week, the President took it up a notch and demonstrated his lifelong affiliation and confirmation of his Doctoral degree in barstool knowledge.
If you are not familiar, the President used direct quotes from fascist leaders of WWII Germany to say he was the chosen one and that Jews are not loyal to our democracy.
He also said he was the second coming of Christ.
He was, in fact, Jesus, the economy is the greatest ever, we have great background checks, climate change is a hoax, Putin played Obama, the President wants world peace, U.S. citizens aren't paying his tariffs, did I say he said he was Jesus to the Jews and that was all in three days?
The President indeed demonstrated his barstool knowledge of theology, specifically regarding Judaism, as well as his professed love of Christianity.
He's a sociopath!
I said, sociopath.
I have had and continue to have direct experience with a sociopath.
Now you do, too, if you are residing in this Republic under this President.
They live in a world created in their own minds, shaped by their perception of the world and how it exists for them alone.
Their reality is in their mind and has nothing to do with the group's experience with reality.
At its core, sociopathy is a self-defense mechanism that allows the individual to survive in an adverse world.
However, sociopaths are not conducive to a stable government, a stable economy, and stable relationships, both personal and impersonal.
You can never pin a sociopath down to the truth; they are experts at moving their own goalposts.
It is also conclusive that sociopaths attract other sociopaths.
That's why all those people with barstool knowledge are so drawn and attracted to their messiah.
Sociopaths, at their core, cannot and will not ever share.
Like Homer Simpson at the buffet table, they will take the whole tray of fried shrimp with them back to their table and consume it alone.
The world is their shrimp buffet, for one.
The only thing that will ever stop a sociopath and their followers is a consequence.
Something or someone has to draw a line in the sand and say stop.
They will not do it on their own.
They will not recognize that the house is on fire and call for help.
They will not, for any reason in heaven or hell, stop on their own accord from wreaking havoc.
Only the good people, the good people who, with conviction and moral purpose, have the ability to stand before this President and tell him to stop.
The confidence and insistence upon the belief in barstool knowledge is so deep…
How deep?
Have you ever tried to persuade someone to abandon their religion?
It's that deep.
I'm reminded of the beloved song "We Shall Overcome."
The only way that the Brotherhood of Man can be made to come true is if the good people stop allowing the bad ones a seat at the table of peace.
These sociopaths only want to turn the table over and take everything for themselves.
Peace is not an option.
We've got to stop allowing relatives or friends to tell racial jokes.
We've got to call out the fan at the sports game for yelling a gender slur.
We must walk together, arm in arm with those who want a better world, and step over and around those who don't.
They're rocks on the path of brotherhood.
Step lively past them.
We have to understand that we can't save everybody, only those who want to be saved.
Here's some real knowledge to drop.
Love expects more of everyone every day.
Tell the uncle to pass the potatoes, act civil, or leave the table.
Peace.
Daniel J Frey aka Toby